Am I Talking about Dogs or Boys?
1. I know I want one.
2. They are definitely cute.
3. I am not sure whether I want to have one though, because I am so afraid of commitment
4. I’ve heard that they are very needy.
5. I’m afraid I can’t handle that much affection directed toward myself—I wouldn’t be able to understand their reason for that.
6. I stalk them on the Internet on a regular basis.
7. But I don’t’ know if I can love them as much as they love me.
8. Maybe they are only adorable from a distance.
9. I don’t want to deal with their…stuff
10. Maybe I only want one because my parents didn’t let me have one when I was a kid. It’s simply a desire that stems from rebellion.
11. In my heart I know we would look so good together.
12. At the end of the day I just want to cuddle.